The HHM is an equal opportunity award, not limited to white guys (i.e., all of our previous recipients). Today's HHM is the first minority recipient of the HHM title.
Jesse Lee Peterson said, "I think that one of the greatest mistakes America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote."
Need I say more? No, that's rather quite enough. But Peterson did say more; so while the above is enough on its own he'd earned the title even before saying that. And that's why today's Happy Hopping Moron is Jesse Lee Peterson.